Ever seen one of these? Of course you have! Almost every establishment you walk into has one posted by their door. But didn't they forget one thing??? Like, uh, let me see... Pants? I was thinking the other day about what would happen if you walked into Mc Donald's or somewhere fully clothed, except for pants. What would the guy behind the counter say?
Guy behind counter: excuse me sir or madam, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
You: Why?
Guy behind counter: Well, uh... because you have no pants.
You: Is that a problem?
Guy behind counter: Well, yes it is. Can you please leave?
You: No sir, show me a sign that says no pants, upon seeing this I will leave.
Guy behind counter: Uh, we don't have a sign that says that...
You: Really? Hmm, that's too bad.
Guy behind counter: *Looks down in shame*
I dare somebody to do this!
Guy behind counter: *Looks down in shame*
I dare somebody to do this!
Lol I think no pants is indecent exposure in the States, but great observation :)
ReplyDeleteSo in the US you need to own a shirt before you can buy a shirt? Perhaps the sign is so if you only have pants you can take them off and wear them as a shirt to go buy a shirt? Of corse the sign just you have to have a shirt and says nothing about whether you're wearing it or not. It really is very confusing...
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